Two Most Hilarious Things Read Today

#1. from http://vivalasvegass.blogspot.com/

The first thing I noticed, other than the disturbing scent of
rancid bean dip, was a lone piece of graffiti directly in front of me. It read
"Kill Whitey".

Needless to say, I found this a little unsettling, being as
I'm whitey.

#2. Mobile text message from my friend while at the doctor's office:

Uh oh. She said how do i hear. Have 2 get real dr.

(insert rolling laughing yahoo emoticon here)