
If all the stalls are empty, please do not proceed to inhabit the one right next to me.
This morning I go in the bathroom and there wasn't a single soul there. (Which I prefer, because I really do think it's apeish to pee and defecate in a room where everyone else can hear you.) So I'm sitting there on the porcelain throne, when someone comes in and sits in the stall RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
Always...this always freakin happens. There is like 6 other stalls, and they always have to pick the one next to me. Why is that?
So while I'm sitting there, I can see her sandaled foot underneath the separator. I felt like pushing my foot next to it and touching it with my sandaled toes. Then when she shrieks out in horror, simply explain, "I thought by your taking the next stall it was an indicator that you wanted to be close?"
2) Lunchroom etiquette - Coffee

So every day, at least five times, I have to play coffee waitress and make the freakin coffee that someone else neglected to make.
3) Lunchroom etiquette - Refrigerator

4) Just Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!!
This isn't really etiquette based, I'm just freakin busier than hell and I still have to be put on a list, like every Joe Schmoe, to try to get box seats to Weezer. Do you know how many OT hours I've worked? Know how many $$s I've saved the company? Do you know how frustrated I'm becoming? Box seats to Weezer really wouldn't cost you that much in the ways of a little appreciation. I enjoyed the Suns box seats, but Weezer seats would totally kick ass and make me happy for months.

So there's my latest rant. Not depressed today, just irritable. Let's just say you better not steal my coffee and then plop yourself in the stall next to mine or it's 'some scenario that's really bad but I'm too pissed to be witty about' time.
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