If you want good nookie with your wife, then don't tell her that her hair makes her look like her grandma.
She'll obsess over it for days, wanting to chop off her hair, ending up with a haircut that's not much different than what she already had because her hair was already too short and then wondering why she spent the $20 to make it look the same.
THEN if you're really lucky she'll start obsessing over the over things you've mentioned such as the fact she doesn't dress sexy enough, or she's too prickly (which quite frankly she tries not to be but can't shave every frickin day because then she ends up with bumps and cuts and why is it every day you chose to have sex is the day she's prickly and not smooth?!?!?!)
*sigh*
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Dear. Tell the brain dead hubby if HE doesnt watch out I'm gonna have to make a house call ALL the way out there from NJ to vist you, and show HIM how it's DONE!!!!
And remind him that good nookie ALWAYS starts with him having (what I call) dessert, down south. About 10-15 minutes of that might put you in the mood!
Hey... it goes both ways. Maybe you can't get 'in the mood' when you come home to a dirty house and dinner isn't ready??? I think he needs to be wearing some sort of Chip n Dales out fit when you get home as well.
gosh! talk about makin a girl self concious! MAN! My husband could care less if I'm prickly or not. He's happy to have the nookie regardless. As a matter of fact when I am smooth he's suprised! HA!
YOU SO do not have gramma hair! He deserves a smack on the back of the head for that one.
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