Monday, March 20, 2006

Onyxpurr cordially invites you to...

Her Allergies
Itinerary:
- Waking up multiple times during the night
- Not being able to sleep due to fits of coughing
- Intermidant congestion
- Making the decision on whether to dry your butt or nose first when getting out of the shower
- How over the counter prescriptions are a waste of money
- How to suppress guilt and move your friend while fending off dizziness while hauling 20lb boxes up one and a half flights of stairs...repeatedly
Special Monthly Guest
Guaranteed to make everything and everyone ten times more annoying than usual
ETA Today's session
Limited seating...book now!!

1 comment:

blueberi said...

Sorry to hear you aren't feeling well. Let me know if you guys are going to make it to graduation. I figure we can all go eat after graduation, but if you guys can't make it we can go out to dinner Thursday.